Would it be absolutely insane to spend $200 for a VIP Package that includes:

• (1) VIP Seating Ticket (located within the first 6 rows)
• Exclusive Post-Show Meet & Greet Reception featuring hors d’oeuvres
• Photo Opportunity with Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert
• Limited Edition Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert Tour Poster
• Limited Edition Tour VIP Laminate

Not gonna lie, I really just care about the first three items on that list. Seriously, a photo with Bourdain and Ripert and hors d’oeurvres? Combine those two into a gorgeous man in his mid-20s to early/mid-30s, and you’ve pretty much got my ideal man.

Even with that and knowing how much I would regret not making the jump, I still can’t fully justify spending $200 right now.