December 2010
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new bromance alert! Matthew McConaughey and Guy...
Who knew? Or would have imagined?
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The way Camille Grammer comes across on "Real...
But I’m probably just jealous of her.
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Confession: I camp out near wall outlets in public...
My laptop could be charged at 5,934% out of 100% and I would still camp out as close as possible to an outlet; even if there’s only one in the entire place. If there’s an available outlet, it’s mine! Partly out of fear that my laptop will die at the exact moment I’m about to capture lightning in a bottle. Partly because I enjoy watching those unfortunate souls wander...
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“She dreams of mermaids and motorcycles and meeting a man who can dance.”
– crazy little chotchkie at the card store
too little info Thursday? →
(mostly because I tend to miss out on TMI Tuesdays)
Artistic Choices: Unfollow bait: I get that bikers... →
kelsium:
Unfollow bait:
I get that bikers are doing their jobs to save the planet and shit, and I support that. I do my best to look for bikers and to not drive like an asshole around them, or ever, but at the same time 1) you don’t have to register a bike, take a test to ride one on the roads, or carry…
I concur but would also like the point out how blindly stupid and oblivious some...
A thought on leggings and sweatpants:
I’ll stop wearing them when you rip them off my cold, dead legs. Jerk.
One of these things is not like the others, or a...
hague-nite:
Eating meat is not “like” the Holocaust. Abortion is not “like” genocide. Rape is not “like” anything but rape.
You know what’s like the Holocaust? The Holocaust. You know what’s like genocide? The targeted extermination of certain members of the human (already born) population. You know what’s like rape? Rape.
Some things aren’t like anything but themselves. Fucking deal with...
hague-nite:
kelsium:
I am so fucking sick of everything.
ditto.
nerdgasms:
moreisnotenough replied to your post:Who do you find more insufferable, guidos or people who call native Staten Island young folk townies? (I can’t get over that yet, sorry.)
Wait. Who calls Staten Island young’uns “townies?” I know I’ve been gone a while but when did this happen?!
I don’t know! I have never heard the term used in S.I. either. But then I do try and communicate with...
therealestsocksinthegame:
srmarymartha:
Perhaps it’s because of my innate sexism, but I sort of suspect that Scarlett Johanssen was the worse of those two.
#nobody hates me as much as I hate myself
I’m reblogging this because this tag speaks to my SOUL.
This. And also because Ryan Reynolds is yum-O.
-rosasparks-:
thecranium:
“I know what women are thinking. I saw it on Turner Classic Movies.”
I know what women are thinking. I watch Private Practice with my girlfriend!
I know what women are thinking. I watched The View once.
I know what women are thinking, I watch those movies on LIFETIME!
I know what women are thinking. I read “Cosmo.”
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Pompeii is falling down! Will all the King's... →
The UNESCO World Heritage site came under scrutiny in early November, when one of its archaeological treasures, the “House of the Gladiators,” crumbled. Since then, the walls of four more buildings have been reduced to rubble because their ancient mortar is unable to cope with recent heavy rainfall, says Soprintendenza archeologica di Pompei, the organization charged with the...
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You know when you have something you don't want to...
Yeah, I really hate that.
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Go Sanders, go Sanders, GO! Go Sanders, go...
To the tune of Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap,” of course.
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Our government should invest in an error/fail...
This is absolutely, unbelievably, out-of-this-world ridiculous.
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Edit: Don’t even get me started on this.
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Onto the History Channel, because the narrator...
Did you know Lewis’ (as in Lewis and Clark) death was ruled a suicide? That’s one of those things I don’t remember ever learning in school.
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Life Lessons with Duff Goldman at 2 a.m.
I’m still awake at nearly two in the morning so, of course, I’m watching Food Network. “Ace of Cakes” is on, chronicling (as much as Food Network is capable of “chronicling” anywho) the staff’s trip to London and here are some things I’ve learned while watching this episode.
When bringing an American airbrush compressor out of the country, be sure...
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// ]]]]>]]>helveticafutura replied to your post: Remember that span of three or four years when Freddie Prinze Jr. was the male lead in every other movie—I might even say two-thirds of the movies—geared towards teenage girls?
Oh, GOD. Boys and Girls. Enough cannot be said about HOW AWFUL that movie is, much less the fourth-wall-breaking Down to You. The latter I’ve seen too many...
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Has anyone watched tonight's "Watch What Happens:...
If you have, how red (and crossed!) are Andy’s eyes right now?
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Remember that span of three or four years when...
Well, one of those movies was on TV last night and I watched it while I fell asleep. At least, I thought I fell asleep because there’s no way anyone would actually swallow him as an undercover FBI agent, right? An undercover FBI agent with a black belt and superior knife-throwing skills no less. I mean, I must have dreamed that part of the movie.
But no, lo and behold, some genius movie...
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Today, in amazing jobs I wish were mine:
the online personality/voice of Anthony Bourdain. Partly because it means you know Bourdain well enough for him to trust you with his brand. Partly because it’s such a bad-ass job title. But mostly for the ability to globe-trot. Added bonus: globe-trotting with Bourdain.
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Oh shit!!! IHOP coming to Manhattan!!! →
inothernews:
timeoutnewyork:
chrismohney:
Yeah but of course it’s in Times Square. Call me when Waffle House gets here.
There’s a perfectly good IHOP in Downtown Brooklyn. Just saying.
There was an Arby’s on 6th Avenue in the Village. Anyone? Anyone?
Ugh. What is happening to NYC?
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There's a show called "When Vacations Attack."
Ugh. WHY?!
Vacations are supposed to be happy times; not vicious, horrific times.
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Thanks for reminding me!
I need to get addresses so I can send out holiday cards. I should probably get on that, huh?
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“I was angry about it because I was the one that said I didn’t want to do it,...”
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Yankees shortstop DEREK JETER, on the bullshit that the Yankees put him through to get to a new three-year contract.
We’re glad it’s over too, and also glad you’re back, cap’n.
(via the New York Daily News)
The Yanks definitely owe Jeter a super-sweet “I’m sorry for being a d-bag....
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I am in a happy sports place right now.
The Patriots ran over the Jets yesterday.
The Yankees (finally) resigned Derek Jeter.
The Syracuse Orange just had a super sweet (dare I say, statement?) win over a ranked team.
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I hate when winter sneaks up on me.
Sure, it’s the first week of December and halls are decked and menorahs are lit and ornaments are hung. But does it really need to be 30 degrees outside? Some previous notice and a little transitional weather would have been appreciated, Mother Nature. Seriously.
Testing. Testing. One. Two. Three.
Can you hear me?
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Just for the record...
I saw “HP 7 part 1” a while ago. I’ve just been avoiding the Internet because I’ve been avoiding my e-mail.