August 2011
1 post
Aug 2nd
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June 2011
2 posts
1 tag
The more I work in/with social media, the more I hate it and people.
Jun 23rd
3 tags
Jun 9th
April 2011
1 post
i miss u tumblr.
that is all.
Apr 15th
March 2011
9 posts
1 tag
There's not enough caffeine in the world to get me...
Yet again.
Mar 29th
No taxation without lots of procrastination
Me: I still need to do my taxes.
LJ: You should get on that.
Me: I'm gonna crack open a bottle of wine and get them done this weekend.
LJ: You're gonna get audited.
Mar 19th
2 tags
I love a good upset.
My bracket is reflecting this. So I will either look like Rain Man or a total fool. We’ll see how this goes.
Mar 17th
3 tags
A doctor friend of mine told me that picking his...
A half hour into picking mine, I’m beginning to agree.
Mar 16th
Mar 12th
1 tag
Back on the tumblr bandwagon.
For real this time. 
Mar 12th
1 tag
Mar 9th
Tumblr is nothing like my high school either.
nerd-gasms: For one thing, 99% of you are atheists. For another we are not all wearing the same thing. Some of us are even showing our knees and are wearing dangling earrings/necklaces that aren’t crosses! Also, some of you are male. Could you imagine if our principal on tumblr?!
Mar 6th
Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream from Ben & Jerry's.
that is all.
Mar 6th
February 2011
2 posts
3 tags
Feb 27th
2 tags
So one of the managing partners has a law degree. Why am I the one researching state laws?
Feb 15th
January 2011
5 posts
4 tags
Anthony Bourdain AND Eric Ripert are coming to...
Would it be absolutely insane to spend $200 for a VIP Package that includes: (1) VIP Seating Ticket (located within the first 6 rows) Exclusive Post-Show Meet & Greet Reception featuring hors d’oeuvres Photo Opportunity with Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert Limited Edition Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert Tour Poster Limited Edition Tour VIP Laminate Not gonna lie, I really just...
Jan 20th
You guys, I am so ready for a zombie breakout, you...
[only if real-life zombies are just like the ones in the video game “Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles” and I have unlimited ammo]
Jan 20th
3 tags
30-day challenge: books
Day 1: A picture of your favorite book of all time.
Jan 20th
2 tags
I don't care what they say.
Pluto is still a planet. I am still a Scorpio and Pluto is still my ruling planet. And super-old-school Facebook (if something that came into existence less than ten years ago can be considered “super-old-school”) will always be the best Facebook.
Jan 14th
A crazy random happenstance: 30 Day Challenge:... →
hague-nite: Day 1: A picture of your favorite book of all time Day 2: A picture of your favorite non-fiction book Day 3: A picture of your favorite fiction book Day 4: A picture of your favorite mystery book Day 5: A picture of your favorite informational book Day 6: A picture of your… Maybe this will kick me out of my tumblr funk. Starting tomorrow.
Jan 6th
December 2010
47 posts
Dec 25th
1 tag
new bromance alert! Matthew McConaughey and Guy...
Who knew? Or would have imagined?
Dec 23rd
3 tags
The way Camille Grammer comes across on "Real...
But I’m probably just jealous of her.
Dec 17th
3 tags
Dec 16th
1 tag
Confession: I camp out near wall outlets in public...
My laptop could be charged at 5,934% out of 100% and I would still camp out as close as possible to an outlet; even if there’s only one in the entire place. If there’s an available outlet, it’s mine! Partly out of fear that my laptop will die at the exact moment I’m about to capture lightning in a bottle. Partly because I enjoy watching those unfortunate souls wander...
Dec 16th
1 tag
“She dreams of mermaids and motorcycles and meeting a man who can dance.”
– crazy little chotchkie at the card store
Dec 16th
too little info Thursday? →
(mostly because I tend to miss out on TMI Tuesdays)
Dec 16th
Artistic Choices: Unfollow bait: I get that bikers... →
kelsium: Unfollow bait: I get that bikers are doing their jobs to save the planet and shit, and I support that. I do my best to look for bikers and to not drive like an asshole around them, or ever, but at the same time 1) you don’t have to register a bike, take a test to ride one on the roads, or carry… I concur but would also like the point out how blindly stupid and oblivious some...
Dec 16th
53 notes
Dec 15th
122 notes
A thought on leggings and sweatpants:
I’ll stop wearing them when you rip them off my cold, dead legs. Jerk.
Dec 15th
One of these things is not like the others, or a...
hague-nite: Eating meat is not “like” the Holocaust. Abortion is not “like” genocide. Rape is not “like” anything but rape. You know what’s like the Holocaust? The Holocaust. You know what’s like genocide? The targeted extermination of certain members of the human (already born) population. You know what’s like rape? Rape. Some things aren’t like anything but themselves. Fucking deal with...
Dec 15th
hague-nite: kelsium: I am so fucking sick of everything. ditto.
Dec 15th
nerdgasms:  moreisnotenough replied to your post:Who do you find more insufferable, guidos or people who call native Staten Island young folk townies? (I can’t get over that yet, sorry.) Wait. Who calls Staten Island young’uns “townies?” I know I’ve been gone a while but when did this happen?! I don’t know! I have never heard the term used in S.I. either. But then I do try and communicate with...
Dec 14th
therealestsocksinthegame: srmarymartha: Perhaps it’s because of my innate sexism, but I sort of suspect that Scarlett Johanssen was the worse of those two. #nobody hates me as much as I hate myself I’m reblogging this because this tag speaks to my SOUL. This. And also because Ryan Reynolds is yum-O.
Dec 14th
-rosasparks-: thecranium: “I know what women are thinking. I saw it on Turner Classic Movies.” I know what women are thinking. I watch Private Practice with my girlfriend! I know what women are thinking. I watched The View once. I know what women are thinking, I watch those movies on LIFETIME! I know what women are thinking. I read “Cosmo.”
Dec 14th
23 notes
1 tag
Dec 14th
1 tag
Pompeii is falling down! Will all the King's... →
The UNESCO World Heritage site came under scrutiny in early November, when one of its archaeological treasures, the “House of the Gladiators,” crumbled. Since then, the walls of four more buildings have been reduced to rubble because their ancient mortar is unable to cope with recent heavy rainfall, says Soprintendenza archeologica di Pompei, the organization charged with the...
Dec 11th
1 tag
Dec 11th
1 tag
You know when you have something you don't want to...
Yeah, I really hate that.
Dec 11th
1 tag
Dec 10th
2 tags
Dec 10th
3 tags
Dec 10th
4 notes
2 tags
Go Sanders, go Sanders, GO! Go Sanders, go...
To the tune of Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap,” of course.
Dec 10th
2 tags
Dec 10th
3 tags
Our government should invest in an error/fail...
This is absolutely, unbelievably, out-of-this-world ridiculous.  ______ Edit: Don’t even get me started on this.
Dec 10th
4 tags
Onto the History Channel, because the narrator...
Did you know Lewis’ (as in Lewis and Clark) death was ruled a suicide? That’s one of those things I don’t remember ever learning in school.
Dec 10th
4 tags
Life Lessons with Duff Goldman at 2 a.m.
I’m still awake at nearly two in the morning so, of course, I’m watching Food Network. “Ace of Cakes” is on, chronicling (as much as Food Network is capable of “chronicling” anywho) the staff’s trip to London and here are some things I’ve learned while watching this episode. When bringing an American airbrush compressor out of the country, be sure...
Dec 10th
2 tags
// ]]]]>]]>helveticafutura replied to your post: Remember that span of three or four years when Freddie Prinze Jr. was the male lead in every other movie—I might even say two-thirds of the movies—geared towards teenage girls? Oh, GOD. Boys and Girls. Enough cannot be said about HOW AWFUL that movie is, much less the fourth-wall-breaking Down to You. The latter I’ve seen too many...
Dec 10th
2 tags
Has anyone watched tonight's "Watch What Happens:...
If you have, how red (and crossed!) are Andy’s eyes right now?
Dec 10th
Dec 10th